Share 'My Wii just bitch-slapped your PS3.'

I catch shit all the time because I traded in my Playstation and a stack of some blood-bath classsics for a Nintendo Wii and god knows how many more years of Triforce-centric gameplay. I can honestly say I don't regret it for a second. Sure it stings a little when a friend will say, "Hey Cobra, do you put your Wii remote in your pants where your penis used to be?" But then I remember that while t…