I catch shit all the time because I traded in my Playstation and a stack of some blood-bath classsics for a Nintendo Wii and god knows how many more years of Triforce-centric gameplay. I can honestly say I don't regret it for a second. Sure it stings a little when a friend will say, "Hey Cobra, do you put your Wii remote in your pants where your penis used to be?" But then I remember that while they're sitting in a basement with a bottle of Mountain Dew, a headset, and frag grenade. I'm playing Strip Mario Party or digital beer pong. I understand that in no game for the Wii can I screw a hooker in the backseat of a station wagon, then hack her to pieces with a chainsaw and get my money back. But I can re-play Tanks over and over and over and still F-ing loose in the bonus levels!!!
To boil it all down these are the two main reasons why the Nintendo Wii squashes the nuts of all other platforms:
1) Gameplay is social: I spent the better part of my teens in a walk-in closet running special-ops, you guessed it, A-L-O-N-E. Now I can pretty much invite anyone over to play and not have to worry about weather they can work a 27 button controller or enjoy eating the hearts out of Zombies.
2) Replayability: Most of the games for the Wii go beyond some cinematic endscene or 100% completion bonus character outfit. You can keep on playing them because either they get so difficult you actually loose or your playing against impossible hi-score totals (like old-school arcade cabinets).
So, if you want we can talk all day about your 80 gig storage capacity, insane graphics cards, and global wireless communication devices. At the end of the day, me and my Wii will just sit back, laugh, and say, "Did you read the part about Strip Mario Party?"
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