Why Jeff Hardy will be WWE Champion...

[Kent]

This is Jeff Hardy. He's currently one of the most OUTSTANDING athletes in sports entertainment today. He's acrobatic, he's charismatic, he's extremely talented.

Reasons why Jeff Hardy will be WWE Champion:

1. He's fun to watch.
2. He's the man.
3. He has an authenticity to his presence in the ring and on the microphone. He sounds legitimate and real. Not like he's speaking from a script.
4. Did I mention he was the man?
5. He would make a much better champion than Randy Orton.
6. He's marketable. He can sell merchandise and put butts in the seats.
7. He's offbeat.

That is all. For now.

[Tom]

Ok because of your weird post I had a dream the other night involving jeff hardy. I dont remember what exactly happened, but I do recall waking up vaguely resenting you.

[Kent]

LOL

That's pretty much the funniest thing ever.